Talk:Bestiary/@comment-76.91.65.59-20190223215533

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait

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Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

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Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

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Keep a rattlesnake as pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue ?I wonder what's this red button do??

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Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

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