Heartpounding! Lady Lalatina's Newlywed Life!! (ドッキドキ!ララティーナお嬢様の新婚生活‼, Dokkidoki! Raratīna Ojōsama no Shinkon Sēkatsu!!) is the thirty-sixth chapter of the KonoSuba Comic Anthology manga series, and was illustrated by Fukushima Masayasu.
Summary[]
After fretting over the character settings and introduction, Darkness proceeds to write a scenario about a loving married couple leading their modest newlywed life in the bustling town of Axel.
The main heroine assigned to support her husband is played by Dustiness Ford Lalatina, also known as the holy crusader Darkness. She returns home one day with a bottle, only to find her husband, who is played by Kazuma, getting his ears cleaned on a lap pillow of some unknown girl. After the girl takes her leave, Kazuma, who hadn't worked ever since marriage but spent his days cheating and drinking in a polishing of his "Kazumaness", makes a pathetic lie of her being his long-lost grandfather.
Upon seeing the bottle of five-star bubbly Darkness had brought with her, Kazuma orders her to make some snacks while dressed in only an apron and hot pants. As he enjoys the immoral feeling of sipping cheap wine in the afternoon, the embarrassed Darkness has to make do with what little ingredients left to her. Contemplating on having to perform more quests tomorrow now that their living expenses are hitting bottom, Darkness wonders how Aqua and Megumin are doing before reminiscing on their lively old days.
Some frightening men suddenly kick in the door to demand payment for Kazuma's 100 thousand eris tabs from gambling, and when Darkness screams in shock at the unpayable amount, the men who leer at her sexy appearance offers to have the debt cancelled if Kazuma gives Darkness to them. To Darkness' disbelief, Kazuma joyfully agrees, citing how they can use her like a carriage horse given her strength and toughness. Later having her hands tied together while being led through the streets by a length of rope, Darkness wonders where she will end up in and what she will endure there, then upon speculating the onlookers to either pity her plight or scorn her for her lewd outfit, she finds the feeling just terrific. As Darkness skips in delight when her fantasization goes into overdrive, however, the men find her antics disturbing.
Having finished this detailed depiction of the kind of dream she wants, Darkness eagerly shows it to a staff at the Succubus Cafe, only to be shocked when told that women are not given service.
Characters[]
- Darkness
- Satou Kazuma
- Aqua (image)
- Megumin (image)
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