Attack on Darkness (進撃のダクネス, Shingeki no Dakunesu) is the forty-second chapter of the KonoSuba Comic Anthology manga series, and was illustrated by Fue.
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On the party's way back from a quest, in which Megumin's Explosion missed and Aqua caused more Undead to appear, Kazuma praises Darkness for her good work as a shield. He next asks about why she seems to be pressing on her crotch ever since the battle, so she confesses that she is suppressing her need for the toilet.
Darkness accordingly clarifies with a happy face about her being fascinated in the suppressing part, instead of having converted to refraining from using the toilet. Upon Kazuma pointing out that she had been suppressing in the midst of battle, the perverted masochistic knight starts recounting how she had been enjoying the immoral sensation in her lower abdomen when taking attacks which can lead her to ruin, making the others realise how real the threat of party wipe is due to their Crusader's toilet matters.
Although Kazuma offers to wait for Darkness to go relieve herself in the bushes, Darkness refuses to release what she had been suppressing from last night in a deserted place, before walking while fidgeting to town where there are people who will throw her scornful looks for it. With their worst expectations of Darkness easily surpassed, her party members start an emergency quest to stop the perverted Crusader, lest strange rumours about them spark again. Kazuma though has to clobber Aqua in order to stop her from casting Sacred Create Water that can cause catastrophe and land them into debt again, following which weighing Darkness down with Aqua and Megumin has no effect at all.
Without any other choice, Kazuma calls Darkness by her real name, then seizes her moment of shock to force Created Water down her mouth so she will have to relieve herself in the bushes then and there. Yet despite Kazuma being called fiendish for his methods by the horrified Aqua and Megumin, Darkness surprisingly thanks him for helping her release a grand one, before running towards the town gate while wriggling her butt. Her party members thus pile upon her, only to be carried inside town and attract more attention to Darkness' delight.
Questioning why does making Darkness go to the toilet take so much effort, the riled Kazuma jumps down from her back before drenching the girls using a full-powered Create Water. After he collapses with all his magical power used up, Kazuma triumphantly proclaims that nobody will be able to notice Darkness wetting herself now, though he is accordingly stomped and beaten by the soggy and irritated Aqua and Megumin. The disappointed Darkness thus heads back home with the other two girls in tow, leaving behind the immobile Kazuma who finds himself needing the toilet too. With his suppression quickly failing due to his lack of power, Kazuma ends up wetting himself in the middle of the street, and so wishes to die as Aqua calls him names while Darkness envies him.
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